Will we go up?

[MattyRangers]

Only a semi, push the boat out.

Possessing the length I do would require so much blood to maintain it in an erect state for such a prolonged period of time that I would, more than likely, suffer from frequent black outs.

[QPRWEBBIE]

Tell ya what Webbie if we get 6 points from them 2 I'll be nursing a semi all through that international break.

Just think about Matty, all those pretty American bints combined with 6 points = more than a semi

[MattyRangers]

Just think about Matty, all those pretty American bints combined with 6 points = more than a semi

It's a lethal combination that will potential result in a few right handsome little fellas being born in the Nevada state in 9 months time.

[QPRWEBBIE]

It's a lethal combination that will potential result in a few right handsome little fellas being born in the Nevada state in 9 months time.

3 more drug dealers on the strip flashing there tackle

[QPR71]

It's a lethal combination that will potential result in a few right handsome little fellas being born in the Nevada state in 9 months time.

but they got the death penalty out there if you force it

[MattyRangers]

3 more drug dealers on the strip flashing there tackle

If they inherit their tackle from me then the females will be in for a pleasant surprise!

but they got the death penalty out there if you force it

Not if you have the correct chemicals soaked into your hankie you don't. They don't remember a thing.

[QPR71]

If they inherit their tackle from me then the females will be in for a pleasant surprise!



Not if you have the correct chemicals soaked into your hankie you don't. They don't remember a thing.

****, I bet you wore out the CSI boxset

[MattyRangers]

****, I bet you wore out the CSI boxset

You could say it had a good life, yes.

[QPRWEBBIE]

There is a strong rumour that Durex made the extra size condoms and Matty made the mould for them

[MattyRangers]

There is a strong rumour that Durex made the extra size condoms and Matty made the mould for them

There is truth in this rumour. However, not as glamorous as it may seem; my leg hairs have been well curly ever since they took the plaster cast off.

[Yousef]

Too early to talk about it after only 3 games. Having said that, our chance will be better If we sign a striker, a right winger and a central back.

[Yousef]

a cple of injuries and we are bang normal.

That's why we need to buy.

[Stanley]

Keep Barton and keep Zamora out of the team and we are in with a shout, need another striker so badly

Why you want to keep Barton out when he is doing well?

Yousef, he's saying he wants to keep Barton.

[Yousef]

Yousef, he's saying he wants to keep Barton.

Sorry Staley I got confused. I have even deleted the post!!

[Stanley]

Sorry Staley I got confused. I have even deleted the post!!

No worries mate, without getting all 'TW' his grammar could've been clearer