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Highlight the text in my post....You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.Comment
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I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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I saw his fee is 1.5m that could go up. SkySports are **** with their sources, wouldn't trust the 6m sum quoted from themUnder Les Ferdinand:
Luke Freeman, top assists in the league: 4million
Alex Smithies, great goalie for this club: 3,5million
Charlie Austin, 19 Premier League goals: 4million
Jack Robinson: Contract ran out, left for free
And many more mistakes
LES FERDINAND, IT'S TIME TO GOComment
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Also true story.
We went to brighton for the weekend, my mate shouted out while looking out of the window, christ they have big Pigeons here.
Our response was, that isn't a fu***** pigeon that's a seagull.
The bloke had never been to the coast or seen a pigeon but it was 1 hell of a fu** up, still made us chuckle the rest of the holidayI played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Points mean prizes.
That's quite lol tbf. On a similar note; a mate & I were talking about a film we had seen which had Colin Farrell in & he goes "Colin Farrell does quite a good Irish accent doesn't he".Also true story.
We went to brighton for the weekend, my mate shouted out while looking out of the window, christ they have big Pigeons here.
Our response was, that isn't a fu***** pigeon that's a seagull.
The bloke had never been to the coast or seen a pigeon but it was 1 hell of a fu** up, still made us chuckle the rest of the holiday
Anyway, I won't ask what you were doing with your male friend holidaying in Brighton...
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.Comment
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That is some serious hardcore banter right there.Also true story.
We went to brighton for the weekend, my mate shouted out while looking out of the window, christ they have big Pigeons here.
Our response was, that isn't a fu***** pigeon that's a seagull.
The bloke had never been to the coast or seen a pigeon but it was 1 hell of a fu** up, still made us chuckle the rest of the holidayComment
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SammyKojoe and Croydoncaptainjack.
FFS you 2 are like the chuckle brothers and you both seem to have it in for me.
I am sure I'll still get my 8 hours sleep in tonight.I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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You mean you don't go on these trips. I can't wait to renew my passport, isle of wight is next up!
I would ask you to join me but they are strict and it's only 1 simpleton per coach with the oldies.I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Under Les Ferdinand:
Luke Freeman, top assists in the league: 4million
Alex Smithies, great goalie for this club: 3,5million
Charlie Austin, 19 Premier League goals: 4million
Jack Robinson: Contract ran out, left for free
And many more mistakes
LES FERDINAND, IT'S TIME TO GOComment
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