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  • Dazzer1977
    W12 Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 4751
    #1

    SWP escapes prison

    Maybe this was why he was pony last season but a different player this year...

    Footballer Shaun Wright-Phillips avoids prison for driving offence claiming he didn't know he was banned... because he doesn’t open his own POST
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2386672/Footballer-Shaun-Wright-Phillips-escapes-prison-driving-offence-claiming-didnt-know-banned--doesn-t-open-POST.html
    The former England star appeared at Uxbridge court yesterday, but escaped with a fine after his lawyer, dubbed Merlin the Magician, convinced magistrates he had been unaware of a speeding ban.
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    • MattyRangers
      Slimmer of The Year
      • Jun 2011
      • 24914
      #2
      Quick Dazzer, correct the spelling of "prison" (which I assume is the intended word here?!)
      You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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        • Felt
          Silver Seat
          • Aug 2011
          • 1600
          #3
          "Magistrates accepted his case and fined the player £800 and ordered him to pay £85 costs with an £80 surcharge for the first charge of driving while banned."

          That'll show him.

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            • maverick69
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2011
              • 2029
              #4
              SWP in prision?!

              He'd be passed around like a sheep at a Welsh stag-do!

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                • Rangers77
                  Platinum Seat
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 11808
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Felt
                  "Magistrates accepted his case and fined the player £800 and ordered him to pay £85 costs with an £80 surcharge for the first charge of driving while banned."

                  That'll show him.
                  On his salary its the equivalent of a regular jo being fined £5........

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                    • coneysboots
                      Silver Seat
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 1465
                      #6
                      How did he escape? Jumped off the roof using a hankie as a parachute??

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                        • UpperP
                          Silver Seat
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 1055
                          #7
                          Fair play to him for blagging it. if any one of us had tried to use that excuse don't think the beak would've worn it, do you?

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                            • w12dave
                              Silver Seat
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 2146
                              #8
                              The little midget wouldn't last five minutes in prison

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                                • Rangers77
                                  Platinum Seat
                                  • Aug 2012
                                  • 11808
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by w12dave
                                  The little midget wouldn't last five minutes in prison
                                  Probably not, but he's a tough little fu@ker. Whatever else, if lacking an end product these days, he works hard and puts his shift in on the pitch.

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                                    • Johnnykc
                                      Silver Seat
                                      • Mar 2012
                                      • 2146
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Dazzer1977
                                      Maybe this was why he was pony last season but a different player this year...

                                      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...open-POST.html
                                      That doesn't really explain why he was so **** the season before though does it.....

                                      I would also love to see his little booster seat on that Bentley.....

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                                        • jmelanie
                                          Gold Seat
                                          • Aug 2011
                                          • 7525
                                          #11
                                          Sounds like he must have asked Harry what excuse he should make.

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                                            • iheartwegerle
                                              Bronze Seat
                                              • Nov 2009
                                              • 563
                                              #12
                                              Can't quite imagine SWP doing favours in the shower just for a £2 phonecard.

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                                                • kron-1664
                                                  Silver Seat
                                                  • May 2009
                                                  • 4403
                                                  #13
                                                  he is a 30 year old man. His agent gets his post and sorts his car out for him. Seriously this fool needs to get some life skills. Stupid ch unt

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                                                    • stan_bowles
                                                      CCG
                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                      • 8391
                                                      #14
                                                      More proof that the rich and famous can afford the fancy lawyers we can't and get away with anything.

                                                      What a crock of s.h.1te.

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                                                        • HoopDoggyDogg
                                                          Silver Seat
                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 2648
                                                          #15
                                                          My mates gotta appear in court tomorrow with the same offence.
                                                          He's gonna try the same excuse, see if it works

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