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Remy and Adel at training? Pic from twitter
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"When you went to the corner and saw our fans celebrating the way they were you just wanted to be part of it" - Shaun Derry after we beat the scum 1-0Comment
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ripping your biffins bridge on a rusty barbed wire fence as you attempt a drunken hurdle.....It means both players would do plenty of damage.
What kind of damage is worse than a torn ********?!
Liked I said you need to come out with me and facto and we will go halves and get you laid!
It's a saying that gets to the point, you need to get out of turnbridge wells and live life!
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This sounds scarily like a true story ...
If so, I feel your pain. This isn't quite in the same league as that, but when I was younger I remember cycling home from school one day (I had a seat like the below pic) and went to stand up as I rode off a kerb and one of me plums was caught in that hole. Not ashamed to say I screamed like a little girl.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.Comment
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haha brilliant that actually made me laugh which is a nice change!This sounds scarily like a true story ...
If so, I feel your pain. This isn't quite in the same league as that, but when I was younger I remember cycling home from school one day (I had a seat like the below pic) and went to stand up as I rode off a kerb and one of me plums was caught in that hole. Not ashamed to say I screamed like a little girl.
I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Bear with me.....I'm in the process of taking a snap of my heavily scarred nut sack......(sony experia Z...fantastic colour rendition)....and should be able to present the full colour mess in HD for you all to enjoy.....This sounds scarily like a true story ...
If so, I feel your pain. This isn't quite in the same league as that, but when I was younger I remember cycling home from school one day (I had a seat like the below pic) and went to stand up as I rode off a kerb and one of me plums was caught in that hole. Not ashamed to say I screamed like a little girl.

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Minds Are Like Parachutes.
Work Best When Open...
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