im drunk

[Factamondo]

as a skunk:drunk: ...

[Chopper]

And I hope you are banging your avatar!

[OneEyedWilly]

In your drunkeness you chose to come on here?!

I'd be trawling the streets hunting down some *****.

[Factamondo]

when i wasin the female companion game id have had a menage a trois of binys round....now im celibut til sept

[NW_Hoopz]

In your drunkeness you chose to come on here?!

I'd be trawling the streets hunting down some *****.

Blimey they even censor out the word KFC now ............................ the censorship police have gone mad I tell ya !

[West Acton]

Lightweight it was only 11.30 when the drunken message came through

[Factamondo]

wests i started at 2pm.....on vodka all day.......im suffering now and the soon to be new mrsfactamondo is on her way over as we have to look for new furnishings for the new chez facto in thorpe bay!

[West Acton]

im suffering now and the soon to be new mrsfactamondo is on her way over as we have to look for new furnishings !

May I suggest leaning out the side of the bed eyes closed when she arrives with credit card in hand and saying 'there you go darling knock yourself out' before rolling back to the middle of the bed for the remainder of the day

[Factamondo]

May I suggest leaning out the side of the bed eyes closed when she arrives with credit card in hand and saying 'there you go darling knock yourself out' before rolling back to the middle of the bed for the remainder of the day

... you just reminded me she has had my credit card since last week ...