Twitter joke from Amit

[jmelanie]

Amit Bhatia @Amit_Bhatia99 2h
I just burnt 1200 calories. Forgot the pizza in the oven.

[DeepcutHoop]

Terrible bants.

#AmitOut

[Del]

Amit Bhatia @Amit_Bhatia99 2h
I just burnt 1200 calories. Forgot the pizza in the oven.

Surely they have servants to cook the pizza for them....

[Shania]

Hahaha. That what actually very funny. Great sense of humour that guy.

[qpr]

Lol

[twranger]

Surely they have servants to cook the pizza for them....

This isn't the middle ages......times have moved on! Servants per se don't exist...........do they??

[MattyRangers]

This isn't the middle ages......times have moved on! Servants per se don't exist...........do they??

I class mine as "employees" for tax purposes, but they're technically servants still. I pay em a good whack mind, but if little Omar or M'bongo ever burnt my pizza they would feel the full force of my cat o' nine tails.

[shanns]

My mrs went to the doctors cos she said she had postage stamps up her ***** the doctor said they're not postage stamps they're cucumber labels.

[OneEyedWilly]

My mrs went to the doctors cos she said she had postage stamps up her ***** the doctor said they're not postage stamps they're cucumber labels.

Your poor wife! :sick:

[kron-1664]

He would have butlers, chefs and maids. Read warnocks book, hes got picassos and van goghs in the office. Serious wedge.