Ashford - Middlesex

[SpankwiR]

too be fair middlesex is a rather depressing place!

I would suggest that depends in which part you reside facto, I'll pretty sure my neighbours in Richmond mick jagger, Tom Hardy, Stella McCartney and Pete townshend to name but a few wouldn't be seen dead in your neck of the woods wot wot!

[SpankwiR]

Obviously forgetting the fact Richmonds in Surrey:strive:

[Factamondo]

[SpankwiR]

Schools are obviously sh#t n all!

[MattyRangers]

I worked in the building above the accountants and then we moved to the old tyre garage when our company made it into offices. Used to dice with death with the fish and chip shop down chesterfield road now and then

Mr Wong still lives there but no longer knocks up battered cod.

[MattyRangers]

Obviously forgetting the fact Richmonds in Surrey:strive:

Technically so is Ashford - no such place as Middlesex anymore.

[QPRWEBBIE]

Mr Wong still lives there but no longer knocks up battered cod.

What's gone Wong there then

[SpankwiR]

Technically so is Ashford - no such place as Middlesex anymore.

Really? What the f#cks Whitton in then? And don't say Hounslow

[Factamondo]

a dull and grey,uninspiring landscape of small disfunctional towns!

[SpankwiR]

What's gone Wong there then

they opened a proper fish and chippy which exposed the chinks in his armour

[QPRWEBBIE]

they opened a proper fish and chippy which exposed the chinks in his armour

Sounds like he was a proper Wong un

[MattyRangers]

they opened a proper fish and chippy which exposed the chinks in his armour

Can we please scale back on the fish & chip shop puns.

[SpankwiR]

Can we please scale back on the fish & chip shop puns.

and any racist puns pertaining to me wongs ethnicity, there rarely big but are normally clever

[QPRWEBBIE]

Can we please scale back on the fish & chip shop puns.

I'm sure MR Wong drank in the Ash Tree and he used to come out of there battered

[TBLOCKRANGER]

Can we get back to the question, what type of plaice is Ashford .......