requim mass for the doddinghurst cuckoo....please sign book of condolency!!!

[Factamondo]

...........wasnt my fault he came through the hedgrow out of nowhere and /spppppppppppplat..........straight onto my windscreen whith not so much as a coo de grass!.........im devasted as this really will hamper our survival chances with the great one guiding us:angry:

[qprted]

er

er i have a confession to make,you know you said that i should drive my electric flying cow over to your place so i set my sat nav and off i went like a racing car i was hitting speeds of 100 miles an hour,but as i let off my new mooing machine for a moment i was in heaven there its taken me ten years to develop this machine and finnally it works


well to make a long story short i get so exited when i saw the landmark you told me about your olympic sized swimming pool i didnt realise that the doddinghurst cuckoo bird was in front of me he oof course pannicked then i saw it hit your screen

so dont feel quite so bad my brother ofr insannity it was both of us that killed that poor bird

[Factamondo]

tedvik my norseholt viking brother im so devastated ive compleatly cleared godfreys the bakers of hornchurch out of pau eh cholcolates and split tins big fat sue behind the hot counter seeing me in pain gave me one of her famous giant haystack hugs n no i fear ive two broken ribs to go with my already 'dayus horriblus'!

[qprted]

well

well only loic remy can save us now

[Ric-Roc]

Please carry on this is brilliant

[Factamondo]

rocs you being one of the better lads on here you know me n the norseholt viking ted only try to lighten up our darkest hours on here with some jovial talk in general pythonary loonacy and with amount of medication we are both on its no real surprise..ive managed to scrape off what was once the great doddinghurst cuckoo from my windscreen and gently placed it in last nights 'papa joes' pizza box with a pic of me and paul furlong in 2003 outside the springbok...ive also put in some seeds incase he's hungry and a pic of my dear old nans dead canary 'mick tweetwood' incase he's lonely.....gonna bury it in my garden under the willow down by the brook where he can be in peace!

[Ric-Roc]

You're words bring me an inner peace.

[Factamondo]

god bless you rocs.....gonna be posting some sombre tunes up at two in memory of the dearly departed!

[Factamondo]

think he might have been a catholic cuckoo as he was often seen on the roof of st marys church so it thinks its a requim mass or whatever they call it!!

[Factamondo]

requim mass for the doddinghurst cuckoo....please sign book of condolency!!!

r.i.p

[Factamondo]

[qprted]

ive

ive just painted the name patrick on the front of my elecrtric cow,i think the doddy was named albert but yes i agree he was definately a catholic bird,instead of cuck cooing


he ised to shout



TOP OF THE MORNING

in a strange irish accent

[Factamondo]

ted will you be bringing the electric cow to the wigan game and if so will you be giving any of the gilhooies a lift as last time they kicked off on the 607 flyer and headbutted poor old jarhinder singe the driver !

[qprted]

no no no

no no no

the electric cow will not be transporting the gilhoolies


they strangely are a bit frightened of the electric cow its a bit tempermental

they wouldnt mind if it was mental

because they are mental

but its because its tempermental they dont like it

they only head burtted the driver because they thought he was wearing a bandage on his head they are not racist

[Ginger Ninja]

Dafuq did I just read?