scarlet is the king of jest
he makes me feel; like im his guest
he controls this message board like its his own
although he claims, me hes going to disowne

hes brought so much joy into my life
after getting my ears bit off by my wife
he posts in his own style
and its guaranteed to make me smile

so me old mucker scarlet pimple keep the humour going
and ill go on pretending im knowing
but we both know a story thats tall
that actually i know ###x all