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    why did the chicken cross the road.






    Because he was scared of the loft. lol lol lol
    WEST COUNTRY RANGER

  • #2
    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs??



    Wonky

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    • #3
      what do you call a dog with 3 legs



      eileen
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      • #4
        What do you call a donkey with two legs?

        Pellicori

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        • #5
          Originally posted by IHLC View Post
          What do you call a donkey with two legs?

          Pellicori
          Opinions are like A******s, everyone has one, but nobody wants to see the other guy's.
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          https://twitter.com/#!/QPRBOB

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          • #6
            Originally posted by IHLC View Post
            What do you call a donkey with two legs?

            Pellicori

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            • #7
              what do you call an indian locked out of his house



              gung ga din
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              • #8
                Originally posted by vanhoop View Post
                what do you call an indian locked out of his house



                gung ga din
                It took me about 30 seconds, but all the same
                Your mum would love me...

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                • #9
                  What do you call a zoo with just a couple of animals in it ?

                  a ****zu.

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                  • #10
                    Had a Lebonese curry last night

                    I was up all night with the Shiites

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                    • #11
                      Saw Van Gough in the pub last night and asked if he'd like a drink

                      He said no thanks I've got one 'ere.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by geejaybee View Post
                        What do you call a zoo with just a couple of animals in it ?

                        a ****zu.
                        Thats supposed to read S-H-I-TZU

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                        • #13
                          a vicar books into a hotel room and sez to the receptionist,i hope the p o r n channel is disabled.she replies no,its just regular p o r n you sick *******
                          Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                          • #14
                            the latest craze is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then suck it out.doctors are warning about the dangers of ***** drinking
                            Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                            • #15
                              England winning the world cup.[joke]!!!
                              PRIDE OF LONDON.

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