so no violence yesterday

[qprted]

so it seems as though puching someone on the nose
just because you dont like his clothes
is not the done thing anymore
are you telling me that people are actually going to football to see the score

well thats amazing never thought i would see the day
that people would actually turn up to watch the play
the hostililities have gone back to days of old
if you can believe the stories that have been told

lots of shouting abuse but really its only jest
its a kind of system designed to get your team to play there best
then after the game its all down the pub for a cuddle and a hug
all still shouting abuse boy oh boy we have really got the bug

never again can someone get a dart in his hooter
never again skinhead on his scooter
not even a knocked out fan outside the bok
no pool balls in a sock

well this old world keeps evolving and changes do take place
30 stone hooligans now have elecution lessons and walk with grace
even factomondo gave a chelsea fan a kiss on the cheek i hear
next your gonna be telling me that all hostilities disapear

so the fans all wear there best clothes,and kiss the opposition and make friends
whether you can enjoy this atmosphere all depends
getting beaten by chelsea six ,one
could lead to heart attacks,thats not my idea of fun

[Norths]

[tetters]

Very good, Ted.

[qprted]

ive

ive written five thousand poems i should put them into a book really some of them are brilliant
but three thousand of them are crap,500 are fabulous ,but i would love to be a song lyricist it could be so cool

[Factamondo]

ted ted im still hoping you will 'pen' our eurovision song contest dittie for me n you to represent great britain in stockholm next year...we will be called ' schizophrenia' and our fans will be know as 'schizos'!

[qprted]

yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes yes


we can win im sure we can

[Factamondo]

love you man!!

[qprted]

yes yes yes

just saw the angry chelsea fan on you tube
is his brain made out of an ice cube
in the sun does it melt
oh dear his underpants really smelt

he gets very nervous at loftus road,no prawn sandwiches and too much swearing
but what on earth was that uniform that he was wearing
i was looking for a badge so that I could understand
surely his shopping could have been better planned

gone are the chelseas sheepskin coats
but they,ve replaced them with mountain goats
please please chelse hears some advice
improve your singing, your as quiet as mice

[Johnnykc]

just saw the angry chelsea fan on you tube
is his brain made out of an ice cube
in the sun does it melt
oh dear his underpants really smelt

he gets very nervous at loftus road,no prawn sandwiches and too much swearing
but what on earth was that uniform that he was wearing
i was looking for a badge so that I could understand
surely his shopping could have been better planned

gone are the chelseas sheepskin coats
but they,ve replaced them with mountain goats
please please chelse hears some advice
improve your singing, your as quiet as mice

some of them are brilliant
but three thousand of them are crap,

Err Ted.....I think that was one of the 3000.......

[qprted]

ER

ER YEAH I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT
I think these message boarders are too bright
THEYVE REALISED ITS DIFFICULT BEING A POET WITH NO MEMORY
so ill read more and develop my vocabulary


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[supahoopsaaa]

Tedwindinho you are top banana x

[qprted]

topbannana

topbannana i may be
but why couldnt we beat chelsea
a thunderbolt into the top corner of the net
a magnificent goal that i would never forget

playing with a really tight defence is all very well
but waiting for us to score a goal isnt going to gel
us supporters will soon grow tired of nil ,nil
we want to see goals we need a thrill

only cisse could trully hit gold
160 goals in the top tier already im told
old glamora maybe be a slippery eel but can only score with his head
if a chance falls to him at his feet them im afraid the chance is dead