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...what Jim did in his first 'day at the office'?...
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Arguing with a scientist is like wrestling a pig in mud... sooner or later you;ll realise you're muddy and he's enjoying it..... -
I think he was on this website, trying to beat my frogger high score.I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
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like any man..
had a dump
worked out where the coffee machine was
checked out the totty
arranged a beer after workComment
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He sat down at he's desk, closed the door, put he's feet up on the desk and got out a big cigar with a smile on he's face!
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Bet he's re-arranged his desk, put all his posh pens in his new Ranger's Pencil case.Arguing with a scientist is like wrestling a pig in mud... sooner or later you;ll realise you're muddy and he's enjoying it.....Comment
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sat back with a smile on his face, contemplating his October payoff....Comment
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Wonder if he met vic or spencer??..LOLComment
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Forget them, has he met Scott Jones
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ShhhhhhComment
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he got to work at nine and was gone by nine fifteen.........to get some chips from luigi's fish "n" chip emporium.what the hell was god thinking of when he thought of hamsters?Comment
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probably had a cheeky barclays bank.Comment
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I bet he spent the best part of his first day removing the broken mirror left by Dowie, the Just for men stains left by Paulo and used wotsits left by FlabI blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley BowlesComment
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