The Adventures of Jim Magilton

[qblockpete]

Starting with roughly a sentence each. Follwoing on from our adventures of Kaspers Gorkss last season. (will moved into classic threads soon)




Jim got up one morning to the sounds of

[Factamondo]

his missus saying.................'bejesus jim tink of all dat loverly compensation dat fat italian will give you come october'!

[ScottJones]

his alarm clock

[stan_bowles]

After showering and getting dressed...

[qblockpete]

he put on his shirt and tie, given to him by John Gorman and set off down the street, and bumped into

[Factamondo]

eric cantona who said.............

[qblockpete]

I am searching for abstract ways of expressing reality, abstract forms that will enlighten my own mystery. To which Jim replied

[Funky]

I've got a two year deal and I cant believe what a mug Flavio Briatore is

[Factamondo]

eric then proceeded to pull off his mission impossible style face mask revealing himself to be the real flabbio briatore who said..............

[ScottJones]

t its or face?

[stan_bowles]

You can stick your blarney up your jacksie.

[nuffieldranger]

t its or face?

I think you killed it;D

[qblockpete]

I am looking for a new manager, but first I need see Jim if you can get into my new F1 car

[stan_bowles]

Which is parked down the road behind Gianni's McClaren....

[Stedders]

"Steve McClaren?" Jim retorted. "That ginger tw@t?"