jethro jethro poster of the year
punch my lights out and ill buy you a beer
your boxing skills are the rodney marsh of the boxing ring
your grease lightening boy your punches really sting

forget the football lets win the world belt
let us concentrate on what nature has delt
your the best looking ranger of that there no doubt
ill buy you ten pints of speckled before your next bout

youll spring around the ring like a gazelle
and your oponent will get hit so hard he wont
hear that bell
your find that fiend trumpet trousers and ask him does he want to fight
ill punch him when hes not looking he will go out like a light