Next season

[QPRDave]

Oh and oi, I ain't that old either

[QPRDave]

Neighbours aren't the problem, it's my cousin, ( she understands my eccentric ways)
I'm an end terrace, it's the passing motorists, who seem little irked.
They can't understand why the local birdlife has such a high fibre diet.

[Undecided]

Posh f##ker I'm in the garden with the lawn sprinkler.
It takes a little longer, but you get there and the lawn gets fed as well as watered

I pity your neighbours.

Old geezer - colonic irrigation with a garden sprinkler? Cold water in a water logged garden.

[QPRDave]

Not going to bother hunting down loo roll I will just hose myself down in the shower.

Posh f##ker I'm in the garden with the lawn sprinkler.
It takes a little longer, but you get there and the lawn gets fed as well as watered

[Abseits]

Yes. I'm puzzled with the obsession with bog roll? Makes me think majority of populous spend half their lives poohing...... Really odd???

[SheepRanger]

There will be no next season. We are entering the end of days.

Stock up on loo rolls, lock your doors and stay safe everyone.

Not going to bother hunting down loo roll I will just hose myself down in the shower.

[FurtiveFox]

There will be no next season. We are entering the end of days.

Stock up on loo rolls, lock your doors and stay safe everyone.

[Stainrod]

Where will we fibish next season?

Don’t you mean when will this season now finish

[Lozzer45]

True. Same squad top 8. Lose a few and we will finish 15th ish

[SheepRanger]

Might wait on that one until I know what the first team squad looks like at the start and end of the transfer window.

Without knowing that I'm urinating into a hurricane!

[Lozzer45]

Where will we fibish next season?