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  • #16
    So with some help from my fellow members:
    Loftus Road to Major Holl,Loftus Road to Mayor Holl
    Take your earplugs and put your flat cap on
    Now's the time to play the fool.
    Commencing kickoff Washingtons on.
    Check Bidwell and may the fan's love be with you'

    This is Loftus Road to Major Holl
    You really made us pay
    And the fans want to know which side you'll play
    Now it's time to leave the dugout if you dare.

    I'm stepping through the door and i'm floating in a most perculiar way
    So out of my depth and the game looks so very different today.
    Here am I sitting in the dugout, shouting at myself
    And the Oppos' just scored two and I don't know what to do.
    Can you hear us Holloway, can you hear us Holloway
    Tho' i'm past one thousand pills I'm feeling very ill
    And I think Mark Bircham knows which way to go.
    Tell Jamie Mackie I love him very much
    Can you make a sub Major Holl, Can you make a sub Major Holl Can you...
    Here am I floating around the touchline
    Loftus Road is blue and there's nothing I can do.

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    • #17
      Brilliant

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      • #18
        Golden Years (if only....)

        352 352 w ank w ank w ank
        352 352 w ank w ank w ank
        Don't you know, Ol, you're taking us nowhere
        Oh my God
        Look at that set up, first half's begun
        Team is s hit and the fans are done
        Come wake up you m oron

        There's Ollie, lost once more
        Once we're begging you play f ucking 442

        352 352 w ank w ank w ank
        Come wake up you m oron
        Come wake up you m oron
        Come wake up you m oron......
        Start playing 442.....

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        • #19
          Originally posted by davieqpr View Post
          So with some help from my fellow members:
          Loftus Road to Major Holl,Loftus Road to Mayor Holl
          Take your earplugs and put your flat cap on
          Now's the time to play the fool.
          Commencing kickoff Washingtons on.
          Check Bidwell and may the fan's love be with you'

          This is Loftus Road to Major Holl
          You really made us pay
          And the fans want to know which side you'll play
          Now it's time to leave the dugout if you dare.

          I'm stepping through the door and i'm floating in a most perculiar way
          So out of my depth and the game looks so very different today.
          Here am I sitting in the dugout, shouting at myself
          And the Oppos' just scored two and I don't know what to do.
          Can you hear us Holloway, can you hear us Holloway
          Tho' i'm past one thousand pills I'm feeling very ill
          And I think Mark Bircham knows which way to go.
          Tell Jamie Mackie I love him very much
          Can you make a sub Major Holl, Can you make a sub Major Holl Can you...
          Here am I floating around the touchline
          Loftus Road is blue and there's nothing I can do.
          Surpassed only by our repertoire of 'there's only one.......enter name of player here'.

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          • #20
            that is utterly fantastic i wish i could upvote you davie

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            • #21
              Originally posted by corbray View Post
              that is utterly fantastic i wish i could upvote you davie
              You can. There's a black star under each post for doing that.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by davieqpr View Post
                So with some help from my fellow members:
                Loftus Road to Major Holl,Loftus Road to Mayor Holl
                Take your earplugs and put your flat cap on
                Now's the time to play the fool.
                Commencing kickoff Washingtons on.
                Check Bidwell and may the fan's love be with you'

                This is Loftus Road to Major Holl
                You really made us pay
                And the fans want to know which side you'll play
                Now it's time to leave the dugout if you dare.

                I'm stepping through the door and i'm floating in a most perculiar way
                So out of my depth and the game looks so very different today.
                Here am I sitting in the dugout, shouting at myself
                And the Oppos' just scored two and I don't know what to do.
                Can you hear us Holloway, can you hear us Holloway
                Tho' i'm past one thousand pills I'm feeling very ill
                And I think Mark Bircham knows which way to go.
                Tell Jamie Mackie I love him very much
                Can you make a sub Major Holl, Can you make a sub Major Holl Can you...
                Here am I floating around the touchline
                Loftus Road is blue and there's nothing I can do.
                Thanks guys for making me laugh so much.

                and here's my contribution for a follow up.

                Do you remember a guy that's been here before
                I've heard a rumor from Loftus Road
                Oh no, don't say it's true

                They got a message from the Ollie man
                "I'm coming back, hope you're happy too
                I've loved the club and fans, though I haven't got a clue
                Still I don't know what to do
                so I throw them in the bag and pick them out

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by 1973 ranger View Post
                  One word. Clueless
                  two words is more fitting.

                  Second word begins with C rhymes with front.

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                  • #24
                    Don't you wonder sometimes
                    Bout Ian Holloway?

                    3 5 f ucking 2
                    Is the b astard team for you
                    Which we watch lose
                    Lose lose

                    Wing backs played each game
                    No chance to win, drive us to booze
                    Lose lose

                    Ollie ought sit right down
                    Waiting for the gift of sense and vigour

                    Drifting into insanity
                    You're in over your head.....

                    Don't you wonder sometimes
                    Bout Ian Holloway?

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