Translation please

[bigray]

Could someone please translate Hollohead's interview after the game.
Didn't make any sense to me.

[Romford Hoop]

Basically no one trains much, every player is fantastic, and we need help, can agree with the last bit,we also need a little bit of luck and is looking for a soft goal deflecting off a players ####.

You would then see the confidence rocket and we would see how skilful and talented the players are.
I would settle for a shot on target.

[MYU]

Basically no one trains much, every player is fantastic, and we need help, can agree with the last bit,we also need a little bit of luck and is looking for a soft goal deflecting off a players ####.

You would then see the confidence rocket and we would see how skilful and talented the players are.
I would settle for a shot on target.

Do you know how much training that would involve?

[Romford Hoop]

Obviously more than we do,but just think how excited the crowd would get.

[MYU]

I agree with you, just trying to get them to take a shot would take months and months of revision and training, they don't get goals wins you games.

When was the last time we took a decent corner?