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    we have more chance than the irish

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    Took the wife out last night...................................

    One punch

    God I miss cooke's pie & mash

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    nasty

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    i see my mate the other day,he,s only got one arm bless him.i said where you off to,he said to change a light bulb.i said thatll be a bit awkward wont it.
    he said dont be a **** i still got the reciept
    Ooh northern lads love gravy

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    joke for chelsea

    Ancelottie just got rushed into hospital!!!

    beacuse he has got a bad side.
    WEST COUNTRY RANGER

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    Smile Best joke ever!

    My favorite joke of all time .... WHAT DID THE PLUMBER SAY TO HIS WIFE WHEN HE WANTED TO LEAVE HER?? "ITS ALL OVER-FLO!".....(sound of tumble weed and a gently wind blowing) Ill get me coat!!!!!!
    LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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    They have made a film about the death of Eddie Stobart

    It looks good as I have seen the trailer

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    Not as good as my cracking joke but not bad mate! lol!
    LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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    A mate of mine recently admitted he is addicted to brake fluid........ When I spoke to him about it he reckoned he could stop any time.......!
    God I miss cooke's pie & mash

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    nice one mate now we are cooking!
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    And to think i clicked on the thread for these, come on you can do better than that.
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    Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you 20 and you paid 5 to Joanne, 5 to Jane and 5 to Katie, what would you have?"
    Apparently, "Three #######s and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.

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    my uncle peter was a really crap ventriloquist.......

    he used to put his fingers up my #### and tell me not to say anything.

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    An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"

    "Yes"

    "Oui"

    "Si"

    "Ja"

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    Originally Posted by brightonr
    An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"

    "Yes"

    "Oui"

    "Si"

    "Ja"
    Took 45 secs for penny to drop - good job this isn't webchat or you'd have seen a very puzzled/gormless face slowly re-reading joke 6 times....!

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