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    why did the chicken cross the road.






    Because he was scared of the loft. lol lol lol
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    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs??



    Wonky

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    what do you call a dog with 3 legs



    eileen
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    What do you call a donkey with two legs?

    Pellicori

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    Originally Posted by IHLC
    What do you call a donkey with two legs?

    Pellicori
    Opinions are like A******s, everyone has one, but nobody wants to see the other guy's.
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    Originally Posted by IHLC
    What do you call a donkey with two legs?

    Pellicori

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    what do you call an indian locked out of his house



    gung ga din
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    Originally Posted by vanhoop
    what do you call an indian locked out of his house



    gung ga din
    It took me about 30 seconds, but all the same

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    What do you call a zoo with just a couple of animals in it ?

    a ****zu.

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    Had a Lebonese curry last night

    I was up all night with the Shiites

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    Saw Van Gough in the pub last night and asked if he'd like a drink

    He said no thanks I've got one 'ere.

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    Originally Posted by geejaybee
    What do you call a zoo with just a couple of animals in it ?

    a ****zu.
    Thats supposed to read S-H-I-TZU

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    a vicar books into a hotel room and sez to the receptionist,i hope the p o r n channel is disabled.she replies no,its just regular p o r n you sick *******
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    the latest craze is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then suck it out.doctors are warning about the dangers of ***** drinking
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    England winning the world cup.[joke]!!!

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