Workmates

[toptop]

Everyone has a funny story about people they have worked with but my best one goes as follows.
I’ve changed names to save embarrassment to individuals described
I was working for a building firm which to describe as unprofessional would be insulting to the word; they had a guy who was in his early sixties working for them who was the local village idiot. Any ****ty jobs or dodgy tasks were assigned to 'Kevin' imagine a sixty year old Kenneth Williams. To be honest he was only employed for his **** taking potential, his ‘friend’ and handler/boss Saul also worked for the firm and doubled up as the firm’s resident dealer and Mr fix it. On one particular job upon arriving I was informed that the owners were going to be in and out of the house and that they were friendly chaps who enjoyed cocktails, house music, and nights at heaven. Both of them being in there mid forties and being quite wealthy had absolutely no interest in building work (builder’s maybe). We were asked to renovate the entire top floor of the building to allow it to be total redecorated, whilst clearing out some cupboards we discovered what appeared to be a dark swimming suit but upon closer inspection we discovered to be a PVC gimp outfit complete with hood. After Saul spent the afternoon plying Kevin with copious amounts of the owners fine vintage brandy which had been safely stored in the garage, I won’t even explain how the bottles were re filled. Kevin was then instructed to put said article on and posed for several pictures in various positions (albeit reluctantly). Whenever a suitable moment presented itself the pictures re appeared, more often in a pub when Kevin was shown in all his glory to barmaid’s workmates landlords, and occasionally random members of the public had the pleasure of Kevin’s photo shoot.

[Factamondo]

are you 'saul'???

[toptop]

No im really not i was an impressionable young man watchings events unfold

[Kirill]

Thanks for the story, Kevin.

[MattyRangers]

Thanks for the story, Kevin.

Tbf at work I'm a big kid, and quite an annoying 1. Always changing peoples unlocked computer backgrounds to topless fireman & drawing phallus's on their next empty page of their notebooks. I dont think I'll ever tire of seeing somebodys face in a meeting when they turn the page over to be greeted by a great ink penis

1 geezer on my last site copped the right hump when I inserted an image a fat old woman in a bikini in his honeymoon photo slideshow screensaver. So I shoved a mouldy old orange into the toe end of his rigger boots. He loved that.

[Rieger]

Everyone has a funny story about people they have worked with but my best one goes as follows.
I’ve changed names to save embarrassment to individuals described
I was working for a building firm which to describe as unprofessional would be insulting to the word; they had a guy who was in his early sixties working for them who was the local village idiot. Any ****ty jobs or dodgy tasks were assigned to 'Kevin' imagine a sixty year old Kenneth Williams. To be honest he was only employed for his **** taking potential, his ‘friend’ and handler/boss Saul also worked for the firm and doubled up as the firm’s resident dealer and Mr fix it. On one particular job upon arriving I was informed that the owners were going to be in and out of the house and that they were friendly chaps who enjoyed cocktails, house music, and nights at heaven. Both of them being in there mid forties and being quite wealthy had absolutely no interest in building work (builder’s maybe). We were asked to renovate the entire top floor of the building to allow it to be total redecorated, whilst clearing out some cupboards we discovered what appeared to be a dark swimming suit but upon closer inspection we discovered to be a PVC gimp outfit complete with hood. After Saul spent the afternoon plying Kevin with copious amounts of the owners fine vintage brandy which had been safely stored in the garage, I won’t even explain how the bottles were re filled. Kevin was then instructed to put said article on and posed for several pictures in various positions (albeit reluctantly). Whenever a suitable moment presented itself the pictures re appeared, more often in a pub when Kevin was shown in all his glory to barmaid’s workmates landlords, and occasionally random members of the public had the pleasure of Kevin’s photo shoot.

What house music did they enjoy?

[NW_Hoopz]

You can't beat drawing c-o-c-k-s all over the women in other peoples papers. . . . . . OR for the married ones write a womans name & made up phone No somewhere inside the paper ! Arhhhhhhhhhhhh the building trade, full of big kids

[W13 Exile]

NW how juvenile are you? next your be telling us that you shout "hello" in a high pitched voice when walking with your mates to women and then jump into a doorway so your friends get the evil stare from the said victim

[NW_Hoopz]

NW how juvenile are you? next your be telling us that you shout "hello" in a high pitched voice when walking with your mates to women and then jump into a doorway so your friends get the evil stare from the said victim

Guilty as charged your honour ! Also like putting condoms in my room-mates bag after an away game weekend ! Did Mrs Exile ever mention finding them ? When is the next Bredbury Hall weekend by the way

[W13 Exile]

Luckily I found them on the way home so stuck them in little Phil's bag!, what a waste! Anyway I've hung me spurs up and will be joining the local monastery

[NW_Hoopz]

Luckily I found them on the way home so stuck them in little Phil's bag!, what a waste! Anyway I've hung me spurs up and will be joining the local monastery

MONASTERY ? ? ?

4t you were Jewish

[W13 Exile]

She made me convert to the dark side, anyway there's only so much salt beef you can eat!

[loneranger]

i remember an incident from 20 years ago when some faulty wiring i did led to someone having a massive electric shock which then triggered a heart attack.oh how we laughed.