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  • #16
    we have more chance than the irish

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    • #17
      Took the wife out last night...................................

      One punch

      God I miss cooke's pie & mash

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      • #18
        nasty
        I played sunday league football today.

        Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

        I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

        We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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        • #19
          i see my mate the other day,he,s only got one arm bless him.i said where you off to,he said to change a light bulb.i said thatll be a bit awkward wont it.
          he said dont be a **** i still got the reciept
          Ooh northern lads love gravy

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          • #20
            joke for chelsea

            Ancelottie just got rushed into hospital!!!

            beacuse he has got a bad side.
            WEST COUNTRY RANGER

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            • #21
              Best joke ever!

              My favorite joke of all time .... WHAT DID THE PLUMBER SAY TO HIS WIFE WHEN HE WANTED TO LEAVE HER?? "ITS ALL OVER-FLO!".....(sound of tumble weed and a gently wind blowing) Ill get me coat!!!!!!
              LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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              • #22
                They have made a film about the death of Eddie Stobart

                It looks good as I have seen the trailer

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                • #23
                  Not as good as my cracking joke but not bad mate! lol!
                  LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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                  • #24
                    A mate of mine recently admitted he is addicted to brake fluid........ When I spoke to him about it he reckoned he could stop any time.......!
                    God I miss cooke's pie & mash

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                    • #25
                      nice one mate now we are cooking!
                      LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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                      • #26
                        And to think i clicked on the thread for these, come on you can do better than that.
                        Queens Park Rangers
                        NPower Champions 2010/2011

                        PREMIER LEAGUE 2011 - ETERNITY (Oh well got that wrong, we'll be back though)

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                        • #27
                          Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you 20 and you paid 5 to Joanne, 5 to Jane and 5 to Katie, what would you have?"
                          Apparently, "Three #######s and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.

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                          • #28
                            my uncle peter was a really crap ventriloquist.......

                            he used to put his fingers up my #### and tell me not to say anything.

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                            • #29
                              An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"

                              "Yes"

                              "Oui"

                              "Si"

                              "Ja"

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by brightonr View Post
                                An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"

                                "Yes"

                                "Oui"

                                "Si"

                                "Ja"
                                Took 45 secs for penny to drop - good job this isn't webchat or you'd have seen a very puzzled/gormless face slowly re-reading joke 6 times....!

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