coppers getting a shoeing

[lymehoop]

in the past you'd to be over 6ft to be in the Met. Now, with all this pc ###### you get in if you're 5ft nowt. No wonder they get tossed around and thrown all over the place

[Itsonlyagame]

I often spot a couple of plod in the local builders cafe, the last place one of them should be. She looks like a Weeble already, any bigger and her partner could roll her like a bowling ball to take out criminals.
Same problem with firefighters unfortunately.

[lymehoop]

when you come out after a game you see plod lining all along SA Road and sadly you think what good are half of them if it goes off

[Gtleighsr3]

Tbd if I saw plod or anyone getting a slap I'd probably try and intervene. I wouldn't get me phone out and film

[QPRDave]

Tbd if I saw plod or anyone getting a slap I'd probably try and intervene. I sheff wouldn't get me phone out and film

You'd treat it like "a tag team" fight, give the "baddie" a tap ,on the shoulder and continue shoeing the bill

[72bus]

when i was much younger and got in any trouble i always got caught by fast ,early 2o's athletic coppers , i look at some of the met now and wonder why weren't they built like that when i was young

[UpperP]

when i was much younger and got in any trouble i always got caught by fast ,early 2o's athletic coppers , i look at some of the met now and wonder why weren't they built like that when i was young

Because they don't have to walk the beat anymore. In fact you don't even see many plod in motors unless they're popping out to get their lunch. Rely on computers, CCTV and body cams so don't need to be able to run.

[72bus]

i saw 2 cozzers near my estate , i asked them were they lost , they didn't look to happy

[QPRDave]

I came out of pub years ago now little bit tipsy and there were a van load of coppers parked opposite.
So after being dared i went over tapped on the window, and then asked the fella for a 99 and a cornetto.
Bit like your experience 72, didn't get a laugh at all.....actually quite rude in his response