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  • #76
    Originally posted by QPRDave View Post
    sort of along the same lines ds

    My wife and I have both had 20 years of happiness ............then we met
    And just to make it a hatrick :
    I've been married 20 years in which time the Mrs and me have only had one argument.
    It started the day we got hitched an hasnt finished yet.
    “He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long”
    Will Danaher

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    • #77
      Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel
      I must away now, I can no longer tarry
      This morning's tempest I have to cross
      I must be guided without a stumble
      Into the arms I love the most

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      • #78
        Continuing on the marriage theme, Confucius say wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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        • #79
          "I hate Tottenham because I'm an Arsenal fan, but I hate Chelsea because I am a human being" Father Christmas 1912

          someone posted this in the comments section of the daily mail today

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          • #80
            Originally posted by TBLOCKRANGER View Post
            "I hate Tottenham because I'm an Arsenal fan, but I hate Chelsea because I am a human being" Father Christmas 1912

            someone posted this in the comments section of the daily mail today
            That has blown my narrow mind,I love it.
            "The kids missed everything from Queens Park Rangers to Conkers".

            London Pride has been handed down to us.
            London Pride is a flower that's free.
            London Pride means our own dear town to us,
            And our pride it for ever will be.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by loneranger View Post
              That has blown my narrow mind,I love it.
              Its perfect L, somebody responded in the mail saying the Father Christmas bit killed him...

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              • #82
                A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished
                I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                • #83
                  Two of my favourite Oscar Wilde quotes:

                  "I can resist everything......except temptation"

                  "Everything in moderation........even moderation"

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by loneranger View Post
                    That has blown my narrow mind,I love it.
                    Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist change places.
                    'Only a Ranger!' cried Gandalf. 'My dear Frodo, that is just what the Rangers are: the last remnant in the South of the great people, the Men of West London.' - Lord of the Rings, Book II, Chapter I - Many Meetings.

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                    • #85
                      “A woman’s body is like a violin; it takes a terrific musician to play it right”.

                      - JD Salinger

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                      • #86
                        Football is not about life or death. It's more important than that
                        Bill Shankly
                        Last edited by lymehoop; 30-10-2015, 09:38 AM.
                        I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                        This morning's tempest I have to cross
                        I must be guided without a stumble
                        Into the arms I love the most

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                        • #87
                          If I create from the heart nearly everything works; if from the head, almost nothing.


                          Marc Chagall
                          QPR
                          Best team in the world
                          Sort of

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Shania View Post
                            If I create from the heart nearly everything works; if from the head, almost nothing.


                            Marc Chagall
                            I like that Shania.

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                            • #89
                              Oscar was not a bad man, you could trust him with a woman anywhere

                              (Willie Wilde speaking of his brother Oscar)

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                              • #90
                                he never had a ugly day in his life
                                Joanne Woodward (wife of Paul Newman)
                                I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                                This morning's tempest I have to cross
                                I must be guided without a stumble
                                Into the arms I love the most

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