If YOU were hart, what would be your first paragraph to the players/buszacky?

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No need to go out there and bust a gut and get results lads. If there's one thing i've learnt from this managerial lark, is that you dont actually need to be any good at what you do, because there will always be another daft sod willing to take a gamble on you. Take me for instance! My managerial record is ****ing dire, and that so called "decent businessman" Flav, still took me on!!!!