FORGET THE POETRY SHANE IM REALLY GETTING TERRIFIED
WE NEED SOMEONE WITH ABILTY WE ARE FED UP WITH HULSE HITTING THE BALL WIDE
JEFFRO MY ADOPTED SON WONT DRINK HIS HORLICKS AT NIGHT
HES BEEN TOLD THAT A MIDGET HAS BEEN SIGNED HOPE THATS NOT RIGHT
JAYGEEBEE HAS SAWED HIS FAVOURITE GOLF CLUB IN HALF
AND HAS PUT AN ELECTRIC FIRE IN THE BATH
SURELY WE ARE NOT KEEPING VINE YOUR HAVING A LAUGH
FACTOMONDO HAS STARTED TO CROSS DRESS
South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight.
Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi:
"The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"
Little terrier Park has emerged as Manchester United's best chance of lifting the Winalot Cup.
Despite criticism that Ji-Sung's "bark is worse than his bite", Sir Alex Ferguson
Ex Chelsea coach Ray Wilkins has publicly rubbished Manchester United's chances in The Champions League Final.
Speaking yesterday at the Nivea for men Great Football Experiment Ray said:
"Man Utd are a fabulous club playing exquisite football. Barcelona are probably the only team in the world that could compete with them at this moment in time"
The Stamford Bridge legend, 54, believes the mental weakness of the Manchester United team could
make all my dreams come true
and as a token of how much i love you
ill wear a turban every day
even in the bath,on my head it will stay
buy me the entire england team
oh yes yes yes ,what a fantastic dream
the richest club in the country so it would seam
a 40 thousand stadium filled to the bream
oh yes yes yes god thankyou for looking upon us
and when we win the fa cup next season we will get the open topped bus
DANNY GRAYHAM WE LOVE YOU
WE WANT YOU TO MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
ALL OUR VISIONS OF GLORY ARE BASED ON US GETTING SOMEONE PUTTING THE BALL INTO THE NET
YOUVE ALREADY STATED YOU WANT THE PREM DONT FORGET
YOU COME TO US AND I GUARANTEE NEXT SEASON YOU WIN A CUP
STAY AT WATFORD AND I PROMISS YOU YOULL NEVER GET PROMOTED YOU WONT COME UP
LISTEN TO THE LOFTUS ROAD ROAR
FAR MORE PASSIIONATE THAN THAT ROOKERY BORE
WATFORD ARE A